I am a lumatic. There’s nothing better than wearing a highly luminous watch looking out across a glittering nighttime cityscape (a lume with a view). Old man that I am, I depend on a luminous watch when I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how much time I have left before daybreak. Like Racer88, a glowing watch never fails to fill me with childlike wonder. So why don’t I like the Bell & Ross Vintage BR V2-94 FULL LUM? Let’s take lume off the table and start with my antipathy to chronographs . . .